It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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