Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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