is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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