I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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