Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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