Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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