Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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