He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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