yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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