Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
be right there i have to get my cape
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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