First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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