i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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