My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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