i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
