yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
