do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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