What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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