Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Too much gin, very little bucket
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Will exercising make me less horny?
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