it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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