Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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