Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The best revenge is premature balding
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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