Where did you get a picture of my penis
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Dear god my vagina.
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