I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
not ubering you a puppy
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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