HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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