he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I don't think brook has ever known best
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
