I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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