the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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