This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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