whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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