Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
