Dual....:-)
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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