i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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