does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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