That's intense
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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