Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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