i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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