I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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