More tranny stories later!
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Randomize
