No stitches, just platelets and will power
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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