Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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