they need to just BURY HIM!
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We need a shit load of segways right now
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
MIDGETS
????
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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