I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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