Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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