Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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