And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
