To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
