im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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