my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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