I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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