JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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