i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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