We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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