Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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