Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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