i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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