Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
In America we eat man semen.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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